It's all in how you word it

Saw a sign yesterday that said "Huge Kid Sale."

They're selling huge children?
They're selling a huge group of children?
They're selling huge baby goats?
They're selling a huge group of baby goats?
They're selling a huge amount of children's items?
They're selling items for huge children?
They're selling items for a huge amount of baby goats?
They're selling items for huge baby goats?

Wow, what was that sign maker thinking???

You know... if you wear your nice slacks that low, that saggy, and that baggy... it completely defeats the purpose of wearing nice slacks.

Live Long and Prosper

Yesterday, as I walked by a vegetarian restaurant, I saw a woman playing a wooden flute while holding a Chihuahua. What a natural multi-tasker.

At the grocery store today, this gal was wearing a shirt that said "forever green" with a recycle symbol next to it. But what was in her cart? A huge stack of paper plates! Silly person.

Just in Case the Barber Shop Doesn't Work Out...

More Graffiti

I promise I'll post something other than graffiti, but at least this one is not from the bathroom.