Sunday, April 15, 2012

It's all in how you word it

Saw a sign yesterday that said "Huge Kid Sale."

They're selling huge children?
They're selling a huge group of children?
They're selling huge baby goats?
They're selling a huge group of baby goats?
They're selling a huge amount of children's items?
They're selling items for huge children?
They're selling items for a huge amount of baby goats?
They're selling items for huge baby goats?

Wow, what was that sign maker thinking???

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

You know... if you wear your nice slacks that low, that saggy, and that baggy... it completely defeats the purpose of wearing nice slacks.